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12 April 2012

Dear Stupid Driver...

Dear Stupid Driver that was Honking at me,

Hey idiot! I cannot make my turn when there are cars coming! I do not wish to be flat as a pancake just because you are in a hurry. No, I will not make my turn any faster with you laying on your horn. Yes, because you were rude, I will now wait for the light to turn green before I go. I don't care that you are yelling at me from your window to "Move my a** out of the way" because you want to go. It does not matter how close you get to my bumper, I will NOT go any faster AND because you keep honking at me I am now going to slow down to below the speed limit. I do not care that you are in a hurry. You need to learn some manners AND good driving edict. There are plenty of other roads that lead in this direction - take one of them.

Sincerely,

The vindictive lady in front of you

2 comments:

Pete said...

Just the other day, Laurie and I saw a guy on a motorcycle almost get run over by a van because he was impatient and tried to go around the right side of the van while it was turning right.

People are just too stupid to drive sometimes.

-Pete

Pete&Laurie said...

It's right about then that my middle finger would make an appearance.